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안녕 그래 너 멋진 약국이자 발래방이자 태닝샵 다도 집 찾아왓어요. 동네 온 김에 다도의 단기대출이랑 비디오 렌탈샵도 들러주어요.

그래 나 다도(dado) 멋진 다도 사업 공급업자예요. 맞춤법 틀려서 미안해요 햄스터 자주 키보드 걸어다녀서 ㅣㅏㅁ히ㅏㅓㅁ; 닐머ㅏㄴㅇ려ㅏ 햄ㅅ터

오 너 소중한 치료법 목로기 보고 싶어요? 네 나 이거 보여주어요. 다도 너 아픔 고쳐줄 물건 잇어요. 아래 목로기 곡 봐주어요. 오타 또 미안해요, 다도 시프트 고장낫어요.


다도 멋진 상품 목로기

신중한 바나나 방사전 죽이는 알약 by djkorkter

네 이 약 별로 약 아니에요 왜냐면 이 알약 바나나 만들고 너 죽여요. 살아 있는 질병 치료 효과 너무 좋아요.

pill for what make the people old and horny by dejaycamper

hmmm dado is watch television and see commercial with the old peoples in bathtub and think "people old and people horny do the raw dog" so dado make medicine to do the old and horny.

clean out the poop chute pill by dojerkrampus

dado is hear many people say "world is shit" so dado is think, "how is dado help world clean up the shit?" fortunately dado is very clever so make the poop removal pill yes.

졸리면 낮잠 자는 알약 by captinkeby

다도 낮잠 많이 좋아해요 그래서 사람들이 "좋은 낮잠 알약 주어요" 말해서 다도 말햇어요 "벌서 만들엇어요 네". 이 좋은 약 쿨 개수 늘려주어요.

dado laundry and tan place by stromboli

wat? this not pill. this is dado fine capitalism business. not 4 sale. u make order here tho call 1-800-iam-dado for good medicine and also laundry and tan.

pill of multitude of rabit by thee sherbert

sad little girl is have hare loss so dado is do good service and supply with many hare. only take if u r child and also have no hare. if u big and have hare then oh no u get the shaft.

juice what for energy by dr corncob

many people are say "dado u r stale" or "dado u r derivative". so dado says hmm, and dado release new line of energy drink for populace. best energy drink on market, good for bones.

dado present: dr playtime kit for the kiddos ft. dr. wondertainman by uncbriel jadolini

dr. wonderytainman is team up with dado to bring playtime kit for the kiddos. make of real medicine parts, chunked and loafed. dado is remember childhood playtime not involve fix for common household ailment, so new dado product is fix egregious oversight.

u come 2 dado go by dr sean draws
biggest dado business ever. one stop shop with states of ark robots inspired by jeff bezos and his amazon go. most stock not so good but is still costly so u trick ur brain to thinking it good. also dado sing on store speaker. hopefully big break for dado.

shark inbox (*box not include) by flumpyfunks
dado llc not hold any responsible if sekrit agent people hitting shark. do shark deserve punch in face? it is how u say mystery. also, not actual dado product, dado push 4 copyright in-fringe mint of dado brand.

dado borger and france fry by nut a.c. gull
dado expand into world of fast food like mc donald with up to date transport system. no bootstrap paradox here because dado is good capitalist businessman who pulls self up by own bootstraps.

space drive 2 by no-name and just ok
dado is of make charitable contribution to fine world of dado brand hospice care. u no need 2 see doctor when dado is provide u w/ the space drive like the elon. did u know that can sirs cannot survive in space? very good fact dado just told u yes.

dado universe sales by cryoflagdown
very exciting story you see where dado is discovered doing sale of universe. while dado has not yet done the universe sale perhaps it is good market for future dado to get into and experience high profit. dado multiverse coming soon to theater and laundromat near u.

see good pill by jomber
now dado i knowing what u probably think. "dado this pill good for migraine but also make customer think little people crawl out of skin". unfortunately yes this is true you see dado was forced to outsource work to robert mitchell inc. due to time constraint. also robert mitchell is now tell me that he does not know what migraine is so he just guesses. dado now recognizes this as unfortunate. however dado also does not know what a migraine is so dado is believing that robert mitchell has done excellent work thank u.

herbie fucker fine clown entertainment by dr chatter & lord stonk
ah yes here u see example of dado break into other fine industry such as entertainment and clown. dado is provide customer with exciting program of dado as herbie fucker and not strange herman fuller who dado does not care for and also has never been meeting. if u have read below you may think "dado but wait what about clown conspiracy?" and i say 2 u that while rainbow story is strange and dado is suspicious of origin dado can confirm that he created very fine dado brand clown video for enjoyment.

dado computer technology by meechee
one day dado nephew is say "dado u must get new computer, cloud computer is future." dado find this preposterous as dado computer is fine however dado cannot fall behind to competition. so dado is create computer with cloud like the bezos.

다도 국세청 내는 세금 by djkalkutta and uncle norkeliner

많은 사람 말해요 "다도 너 멋진 자본주의자에요 이제 나랑 넥비어드 친구들이랑 같이 자유주의자 되어요". 하지만 다도 인정 아니에요. 다도 귀중한 자원 제공해서 좋은 사업 구리고 베조스나 팀쿡이나 일론 경쟁 상대지만 정부 길이나 나무 같은 혜택 안 주면 불가능햇어요. 다도 전에 게산원 고용햇는데 그 사람 말햇어요 "다도 잼 에이커 같은 데 돈 숨겨요 돈 많은 할러우드 엘리트처럼" 하지만 다도 돈 많은데 다도 왜 세금 안내요? 다도 이해 못해서 워싱턴이랑 국세청에 세금 보내요 네

mr mister by dado by orncli noblini
dado is see how swiss are make knife and spoon and scissor into army knife of swiss and dado is think 'hmmm perhaps consolidate is best for dado as well' so dado is look at the small misters of dr wanderingtrain and say 'why have multiple when dado can instead be into making army swiss mister

denotation dolls by ratless
dado receive business proposal from max who work at the spooky mcdonalds. dado understand value of cooperation in modern business and agree to team project to bring coming to the customers. dado very proud of accomplish this product sadly spooky mcdonalds boss disagree

horse high power by handork
Dado have receive request from individual who want horse go fast. Dado not happy about horse go fast as dado make miss take. Tim man Wilson be making mockery of dado by harbor run fast horse. This be making dado vry sad.

donut 4 police by plant
many people are saying to dado that dado is make political statement. dado does not understand this. all dado is doing is providing avenues for miracle of birth for many fine swine and swine mother.

fine spiders by dado by blue toilet water
people say dado scared of spider. but dado not does have fear 4 anything unless thing is not making money. dado given choice between money and spider dog, dado choose money.

the holy book not by dado by multiplecowsounds
some person who is not dado heard voice in sky tell them 2 write a book that spreads dado capitalist idealism around for all the people and also helps bring in the funding for more dado products.

дадо маркет авторы мэр нерф и шрото волк
дадо расшерять свой бизнес и сделать службу доставки от дадо для таблов и других штук. хомяки у дадо бегают быстро и даставляют. эт очень харошая даставка. стой хомяк не еш эти пилюврупзщрппхзжпорлдпэрпрэшаупэцукпрфукоелодпащнкуптпзкыьрпяпзпьбрв

mayor posters champagne by comic sans
dado is of great intellect, which is how dado makes the best medicine to cure all ailments for legend dairy business. but dado knows that 4 money 2 be made and of successful business, it must be in part of politics. dado decides to sell promotion and adverse tie mints 4 people so that dado will be promoted by famous politician and get more money and also lobby for laws. dado only has gotten one customer so far, but is ok bc dado now also has people of knowing him.

better tomorrow pill by dado ron
dado have made good judgements in past and future. new dado pill full of vice and will transform u completely. elect to take today for irreversible trend that could still change.


오 너 이야기 들고 싶어요? 멀리 말고 멋진 다도 이야기 먼저 봐요.

다도의 asmr by lort stopfrisk
다도 새로운 신나는 모험 뒤어들엇어요 차분한 부드러운 다도 목소리로 인기 웹 인터넷 플랫폼에 영상이랑 소리 올려요 상자랑 수건이랑 햄스터도 나와요 네. 다도 말소리 들려줘서 너 잠재워요, 귀로 먹는 약이에요.

dado is make good dado film by dorjykapper
dado is make exciting film in this one. also dado film is attempt to be sabotage by strange person in movie. dado is not remember person when making movie but sometimes dado is doing a small forgetful. however dado also very resourceful and so he is thrown in paddy wagon by dado movie police. good film i give 10/10 imdb and rotter tomat.

"blue" pill (actually is cyan but customer no good of eyes) by pasool
so this strange story. dado believe story is happen at same time as hamster holiday story which dado is finding strange as dado did not realize dado exist in two places at same time. very odd. however this story also do not have strange keyboard mishap so perhaps it is impost. fortunately is still good story about man who is encountering strange animal1 and require dado assistance for small price. pay w/ apple thank u tim cooks.

hamster interruption story by dejorkus
dado is take business partner and hamster robert mitchell on holiday due to successful business. however dado is then receive call from strange man who want animal medicine for pain. dado is not vorternarius however dado is resourceful and also have wide knowledge of many animal internals so dado is make medicine. also apologies robert mitchell is do a great mischievousness on keyboard in story so pls forgive dado for this thank u.

dado donation #1 by nuncle jabroni
as has been said dado is very generous w/ fine donation 2 manner charity, however dado is confused. manner charity says "people cannot into dieting" but dado has no problem with diet. dado enjoy good salad of spinach and tomat. perhaps dado is just best dieter as well, who know.

dado forgetti medicine adventure by mr. bred man and lanny
while dado is one day acquire good component for what to make fine dado forgetti medicine, dado is becoming accost by person in lock war. dado is not of understanding strange man with magic tricks but dado did once like famous magic man dave copperman and is have respect for good magic business so dado is supply with 1 dadobuck and thank him 4 good show.

dado is popular scp writer by grand hip fellow
dado is have clandestine communication with secret essy pee foundation computer man. you see dado is always have dream of writing big scp like the doctor gores, mr. cleft, rondyhus or dajeykajey. however dado is not particular of writing so dado is seek ghost writer. ghost writer is act strange and then is end world? dado does not understand, however dado is excited for to have platform for big new essy pee project!


그 박에 다도 아님 햄스터 같은 것 나오는 이야기

hitcher's book of library assist by my cappybera

today but again by gabbeljob

strange pulp video dado is in by gabren jail

dado write sad note about diet by loaf guy and legate from the falldown new virginia video game


진자인지 의심되는 다도 이야기

ok 다도 이제 설명해요. 가금 다도 인터넷에서 다도 이야기 읽고 다도 걸걸 웃어요. 다도 혼자 말해요 "역시 다도야 맨날 야단법석 장난들 대문에 자증내지". 하지만 가금 다도 읽으면서 다도 이야기 보면서 다도 생각해요 "잠시만 이거 다도 아닌데. 이거 사칭 아님 엄청난 범죄자!" 혹시 다도 숨겨졋던 어둠의 범죄자 동생 "바도bado"일지도 몰라요. 정확히 몰라요. 하지만 다도 이렇게 "다도"라는 주장들 진자인지 철저히 탐구하기 좋아해요, 그래서 다도 여기다 참고하려고 저장햇어요.

mysterious text messages by dire chandelier
see here is first example. dado is often communicate via cellphone yes this is true. dado is good at the text message and often gives expedient response in several hours. however notice how at end dado uppercase key mysteriously not broken??? how is this be?????? dado sees this and dado is think "this is work of doppler gang".

strange rainbow dado conspiracy??? by chandler & a fish that is rock
ok so 2 things about this strange story dado is hear. first is that dado accept that yes perhaps dado has made questionable business decision to appeal to the youth and also gaze (though dado does not understand how a hard stare is associate with youth but dado is businessman not scientologist), this is true. however, if u look closely you will see more unbroken uppercase key! how is this possible? has dark brother learned technology to fix key? dado is very suspicious.
additionally dado does not believe he has had interaction with odd clown fellow. dado did once travel with slug but not clown.


다도 좋은 약 주문하고 싶어요? 음 좋아요 멋진 치료법 줄게요. 너 이렇게 하세요. 너 인터넷 사이트에 scp 페이지 만들면 다도 와서 목로기에 좋은 약 추가해요. 다도 이야기 너 쓰고 싶으면 중요한 규칙 기억해요.

1) 다도 좋은 약 아주 잘 만들어요

2) 다도 가금 사람들 말할 대 무슨 소린지 헷갈려요

3) 너 다도 믿어요

4) 다도 아마존 프라임 잇어서 운송비 안내요

5) 다도 멋진 자본주의자에요, 자랑스런 세탁소 태닝방 잇어요

6) 다도 시프트 고장나서 다도 dado에요

7) 다도 맞춤법 지켜요, 다도 그저 다도 아니면 중요한 비즈니스 파트너 로버트 미첼robert mitchell 아닌 이름 가금 헷갈려요

8) 흐음 아무 규칙 좋아요 하지만 말해서 재밋는 규칙 나중에 생각나면 말해요.

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